Lost and Found

So I left my basketball game last night (we lost.... AGAIN) and when I got home I realized that I had forgot my expensive Patagonia jacket at the gym.

This is not an uncommon thing for me as I have lost shirts, shoes, hats, socks, boxers, glasses, phone's (yes, more than one), belts, watches, a car (similiar to "dude where's my car" the movie), backpack, basketball, retainers, etc.

But this reminded me in particular of a time back in my younger years. I was just a wee forgetful one at the time playing in optimist basketball. My sweet mother had just bought me (like the same day) a fur lined denim jacket. see picture --->

Well practice was over and I ran out to the car gave mom a hug, told her I missed her and we were on our way. Once we arrived home she enquired into the whereabouts of my jacket.

Well...... by the time we got back to the gym it was closed and by the morning the jacket was gone.

That's it. No happy ending except maybe for the Janitors kid who probably had a sweet denim jacket.

XOXO
-Cory

Egg Sandwich & Blackberry Jam

No better breakfast has ever been created than this Wagner Family favorite. I dare.. No. I challenge anyone to come up with a more nutritious, filling, able to wrap in a paper towel and run out the door breakfast food (No Dad the Cereal in the cup doesn't count).

Recipe
Toast (or english muffin)
1 Egg (preferrably microwaved to increase speed)

Secret Ingredient
Organic, 3 Hazelwood Drive picked, Cathy Wagner made, handsomely packaged, Blackberrry Jam.

Combine and Voilla!!!!!!!

Other additions can include:

• chesse
• bacon

Miss

Hi Family.

-I miss you.

-Wish I was in Arizona but this is a crazy work week here in the Valley de Napa.

-Katie is definitely looking pregnant now. Not in a wow your a huge blimp of a lady type of way but more in a dang you look cute in your workout clothes with a baby belly look.

Had a nice article in the Register yesterday about my company
http://www.napavalleyregister.com/lifestyles/food-and-cooking/wine/article_c3307314-1d18-11df-b203-001cc4c03286.html
check it out.

Napa Kaiser Marathon is March 7th- Please come out and cheer me on. My goal is 3hours 10minutes.

-Cory

Clarifications and Half Apologies

1. I am not so good at writing in proper grammer or even forming proper sentences/thoughts. I apologize for this as I never paid attention in English because it is boring boring boring. If you would like to submit corrections please email iamsosmart@bpwine.com I will then not read your submission because you are boing.

2. If I make spelling mistakes feel free to correct me because spelling makes sense to me and I don't like mispelling things.

3. If you disagree with what I am saying you are probably right. That being said, I will argue with you until the I'm blue in the face.

4. This is my blog, if you don't like it I will not be offended.

5. I love you all (I can say this because the only people reading will be my family and if I find out other people are reading I will edit this post depending on whether I do or do not love those people)

6. If I ever talk about drinking it is just water, like in this picture.

Boom Boom Pow

So yesterday I was giggle(ing) about the great giggle(s) incident of 2010 when Katie yelled at me to come to the bedroom. My knee jerk reaction was to run into the room in hopes of some nookie, but it was nighttime and boom boom time is in the morning.

So Katie had me feel her belly and...... Well lo and behold I felt a kick. So I had to start a blog so that I could remember stuff like this.

Katie is now 25 weeks along. I have slept on the couch for the last 3 but only because LuLu got hit by a car and I have to keep and eye on her all night.

3 weeks until my marathon.

-Cory