Clarifications and Half Apologies

1. I am not so good at writing in proper grammer or even forming proper sentences/thoughts. I apologize for this as I never paid attention in English because it is boring boring boring. If you would like to submit corrections please email iamsosmart@bpwine.com I will then not read your submission because you are boing.

2. If I make spelling mistakes feel free to correct me because spelling makes sense to me and I don't like mispelling things.

3. If you disagree with what I am saying you are probably right. That being said, I will argue with you until the I'm blue in the face.

4. This is my blog, if you don't like it I will not be offended.

5. I love you all (I can say this because the only people reading will be my family and if I find out other people are reading I will edit this post depending on whether I do or do not love those people)

6. If I ever talk about drinking it is just water, like in this picture.